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Hilarious sms
Here you can share your fav funny sms.
Thought of the day:
if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!
Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
Where r u? what r u doing?
R u busy? How much busy?
Ltl or more?
If ltl, Y dont u call me?
If more busy, then who asked u 2 read this?
Dont smile, call me immediately.
Hard Disk Girls: She remembers everything, FOREVER.RAM Girls: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her?
A foolish man tels a woman 2 stop talking, but a wise man tels her that she looks extremely beautiful wen her lips r closed.
Wen I send u msgs it doesnt mean u have 2 do da same... U can also send cash, fruits, tea, petrol, pizza, chicken, noodles and other GIFTS....... so start TODAY!!!!!
No message for u today.sorry!
don?t waste time no message
oh no!
still waiting?
I said:
NO MESSAGE
OUFF! OK OK
I miss u !
So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!
Thought of the day:
if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!
Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
Where r u? what r u doing?
R u busy? How much busy?
Ltl or more?
If ltl, Y dont u call me?
If more busy, then who asked u 2 read this?
Dont smile, call me immediately.
Hard Disk Girls: She remembers everything, FOREVER.RAM Girls: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her?
A foolish man tels a woman 2 stop talking, but a wise man tels her that she looks extremely beautiful wen her lips r closed.
Wen I send u msgs it doesnt mean u have 2 do da same... U can also send cash, fruits, tea, petrol, pizza, chicken, noodles and other GIFTS....... so start TODAY!!!!!
No message for u today.sorry!
don?t waste time no message
oh no!
still waiting?
I said:
NO MESSAGE
OUFF! OK OK
I miss u !
So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!
kaisser- Members
- Join date : 2010-09-13
Age : 32
Location : Kaisserground
Re: Hilarious sms
Oh yeah you have some hilarious sms in there.I don't have any sms though.
TOPMANNER1- Super Members
- Join date : 2010-09-06
Location : India
Awards :
SMC :
Re: Hilarious sms
@TOPMAN
thank you and it is ok..when you found some then you can add them
thank you and it is ok..when you found some then you can add them
kaisser- Members
- Join date : 2010-09-13
Age : 32
Location : Kaisserground
Re: Hilarious sms
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Message received
1
cute friend sent it
1
monkey is reading it
1
monkey is angry
1
monkey is still reading
1
will forward the msg 2 another monkey.
you continue to read?
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it?s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ?.
I?m playing cards and
we?ve misplaced the JOKER.
Humans fall in love that?s true
Cows eat grass that?s Ok
But Monkeys pressing mobile keypads
That?s incredible
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-
-
-
-
Still pressing that?s unbelievable
Despite the Old saying ?Dont Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed? Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.
Do you know the meaning of these things:
1.Girlfriend
2.Lover
3.Wife
4.EX Girlfriend
Very simple:
1:Prepaid
2:Postpaid
3:Lifetime
4:Missed Call
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.
Message received
1
cute friend sent it
1
monkey is reading it
1
monkey is angry
1
monkey is still reading
1
will forward the msg 2 another monkey.
you continue to read?
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it?s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ?.
I?m playing cards and
we?ve misplaced the JOKER.
Humans fall in love that?s true
Cows eat grass that?s Ok
But Monkeys pressing mobile keypads
That?s incredible
-
-
-
-
-
Still pressing that?s unbelievable
Despite the Old saying ?Dont Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed? Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.
Do you know the meaning of these things:
1.Girlfriend
2.Lover
3.Wife
4.EX Girlfriend
Very simple:
1:Prepaid
2:Postpaid
3:Lifetime
4:Missed Call
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.
kaisser- Members
- Join date : 2010-09-13
Age : 32
Location : Kaisserground
Re: Hilarious sms
Abbreviations for our degrees:
B.A ?- BEAUTIFUL ANGLE
B.E ?- BEAUTIFUL EYES
B.Sc ? BEAUTIFUL STRUCTURE
B.L ?- BEAUTIFUL LIPS
M.B.A ? MARRIED BUT AVAILABLE
B.A ?- BEAUTIFUL ANGLE
B.E ?- BEAUTIFUL EYES
B.Sc ? BEAUTIFUL STRUCTURE
B.L ?- BEAUTIFUL LIPS
M.B.A ? MARRIED BUT AVAILABLE
kaisser- Members
- Join date : 2010-09-13
Age : 32
Location : Kaisserground
Re: Hilarious sms
Exams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
kaisser- Members
- Join date : 2010-09-13
Age : 32
Location : Kaisserground
Re: Hilarious sms
Who?s hot... Its U,
Who?s
Charming... Its U,
Who?s
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who?s
Intelligent... Its U,
Who?s dear & near friend... Its U
Who?s a liar.. Its me
Who?s
Charming... Its U,
Who?s
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who?s
Intelligent... Its U,
Who?s dear & near friend... Its U
Who?s a liar.. Its me
kaisser- Members
- Join date : 2010-09-13
Age : 32
Location : Kaisserground
Re: Hilarious sms
Awesome messages
fireflies- Administrator
- Join date : 2010-06-13
Age : 30
Location : India
Re: Hilarious sms
@honey42
thanxs hun
thanxs hun
kaisser- Members
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Age : 32
Location : Kaisserground
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